Dost Thou Even Hoist? - Oversized T-Shirt
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We create our products AFTER you place your order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you.
Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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Send it back within 30 days and we'll give you a refund or replacement!
We'll even pay for the cost of the return if you live in the U.S.
Our Oversized T-Shirts are made with 100% carded cotton. That means this shirt is thick, heavy weight, and ideal as a pump cover. It's also pre-shrunk, so you don't have to worry about it shrinking on you.
Size guide
Model is 5'10 (177 cm) & wearing a large.
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 ¾ | 20 ⅛ | 9 |
| M | 29 ⅛ | 21 ⅝ | 9 ½ |
| L | 30 ½ | 23 ¼ | 9 ½ |
| XL | 31 ⅞ | 24 ¾ | 10 ¼ |
| 2XL | 33 ¼ | 26 ⅜ | 10 ⅝ |
| 3XL | 34 | 28 | 11 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 70.5 | 51 | 23 |
| M | 74 | 55 | 24 |
| L | 77.5 | 59 | 24 |
| XL | 81 | 63 | 26 |
| 2XL | 84.5 | 67 | 27 |
| 3XL | 86.5 | 71 | 28 |
